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tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

agave-necktar:

When I was a child, my dad convinced my brother and I that he was the poster child for Gerber.

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

fartgallery:

a serial killer who only kills men with big penises so his will become closer to the average


yasslana:

I’m going to hell omg

brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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